Review: Penthouse Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager

I gave my girl, Ginger, the Penthouse Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager as a “festive” holiday gift… Yes, it’s good to be my friend, especially around the holidays. It’s always a Very Naughty Christmas…!

Like many of you, I’m a single gal who thought I had tried every sex toy and gadget available to womankind until lo and behold, I had the privilege of being ‘introduced’ to the Penthouse City Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager!

Girls, let me tell you, it’s not every day that I choose to write a review for my various and sundry sex toys, and believe me, I have a lot of them, but when I tried this one, I simply had to share the news.

I used it for the first time late last week; thought I’d give it a try–a friend had given it to me as an early Christmas gift and I figured, it’s Friday night, I’m alone, what the hell, right? Well, trust me when I say that this particular massager knocked me out! First of all, it comes very well endowed, but not so big that you won’t be able to insert the damn thing!

Second, it has ridges from the base to the tip, perfect for bumping past that G-spot every time, and it massages like a pro! The best part of all– it’s quiet too! I have a plug-in toy that used to be my favorite–only problem was when I turned it on, anyone walking past my door could hear it! The Gyrating Massager not only purrs like a kitten at full speed, it makes you feel like a Tigress!

Just massaging the gyrating head against my clit got me so wet that I didn’t even have to use my normal lubricant! It just slid right in! But the best part of all was that I got to p9460-6_lg1control the multi-speed vibrations with the twist-base knob, letting me choose the kind of orgasm I wanted! I was so horny that I opted for full speed ahead! My neighbors didn’t hear my discreet massager, but I know they heard my screaming orgasm!!! And it has been used every night for almost a week now, putting me gently (or wildly!) to sleep, depending on my mood!

Whoever said that a dog is a man’s best friend may have been right, but the Penthouse City Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager is definitely a girl’s best friend! And it has faux diamonds on the base – what more could a girl want!?

Go out and get yours now! I promise, it won’t disappoint!

In love with my new toy,
Ginger L.

Ginger, I want you to get me one for Christmas!!! Mmmm mmmm Merry Christmas!

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15 responses to “Review: Penthouse Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager

  1. That gyration really is amazing! It is so unlike other vibes, truly unique and a must-have in anyone’s toy collection.

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