Truck Stop Trixxxie the Inflatable Lot Lizard and Me…

I’m going to put this one under sex toy reviews because… before I worked here, I thought, “Blow up dolls– those are just gag gifts.” But I soon learned that they sell incredibly well. I have a theory about why… My theory is that men have better imaginations than us ladies and can imagine a relationship with the doll that us ladies just can’t wrap our minds around… But I have to say… there were moments… Trixxxie and my breasts pressed up against eachother… that I could see how a man could assign her some magical qualities. I’m just sayin’!

However, I, the willing sex toy reviewer, undertook a deep investigative adventure with Truck Stop Trixxxie, the Inflatable Lot Lizard. We went Las Vegas together to make a little movie. And it was quite an adventure. I have to tell you the stories that didn’t end up on camera!

So Trixxxie and I had a long shoot in the morning and it was time to order room service. I threw Trixxxie into the bathroom, closed the door, and looked around to see if I missed anything that would offend the innocent eyes of the room service person. For the record, I had a bunch of toys with me in case I wanted to shoot them as well. The room looked clear, except for the video camera on a tripod pointed at the bed. But I figured they’d probably seen things like that before. As the room service woman entered and began setting my food on the table, i realized the bathroom door had swung open, revealing Trixxxie laying on the marble floor. I bounced over to the door and closed it, feeling a wave of releif.

As I sat down to eat, I saw that I had missed the most offensive thing in the entire room: Truck Stop Trixxxie’s box which the room service woman had to MOVE out of the way to set down my food! I just had to laugh. I’m sure she’s seen worse.

But my favorite part of the trip was when I was leaving and had the bell man take my luggage and video camera down to the garage. All my “toys” were in a box that was open at the top, so you could see into it. When I met my luggage at the garage, I could see that the items in the box were rearranged. I know because there was only one way all the toys would fit into the box. They were all jumbled, as if put back in a hurry when I reached the garage.

I looked at the box and said, “Did it fall over?!” and I laughed, thinking he was probably really embarrassed when the box fell over and 5 vibrators in their boxes fell onto the ground all around him.

Then I realized… He wasn’t laughing. And in that moment, I KNEW! I knew he rifled through the box and looked at everything! He wasn’t laughing because he was caught red handed! I’m sure I made a curious sight: a girl, alone, a video camera and a box of vibrators. That’s how I roll…

 

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