My Favorite Sex Toy… My Man

Being a happily employed employee of an awesome sex toy company, I’m almost sad to say that no sex toy can compete with my guy! (That’s good news for our relationship though.) BUT, we DO make SEMENEX, a delicious powder that you shake with water to sweeten the taste of semen. Can this really make my favorite sex toy taste even better…?!?!? Yes! It can!

See the SEMENEX CHALLENGE video for yourself:

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Happy Guzzling!

Bottoms Up® P-Spot Pleaser™ Reviewed by Meg, the Anal Queen

Meg is my go-to girl for all things anal. So when it was time to review the Bottoms Up P-Spot Pleaser – designed for the boys - I though, why not get a woman’s perspective? After all, any vibrating anal toy works for boys or girls!

I love the Bottoms Up line. Aside from references to the P-Spot, it’s a totally unisex line of toys for the butt! Ladies, don’t be put off by the P word, if a toy looks like the right size for you, by all means, stick it up your ass!

Speaking of size, the P-Spot Pleaser was a little small for my taste, but that’s only because I’m experienced. For the average woman (or man) who wants to dabble with a vibrating anal toy, it’s perfect. The texture was nice and slick when lubricated and the twist base speed knob was easy to adjust even with lubed up fingers.

The good thing about smaller anal toys like the P-Spot Pleaser is that you can thrust them in and out which feels amazing. When you get into some of the bigger toys, it can be a little uncomfortable to move the toy over your inner sphincter once you’ve gotten it in there. I mean, this is why a lot of women don’t enjoy anal sex if their man is too big. It hurts when he wants to thrust in and out. But a relatively narrow toy, like the P-Spot Pleaser, is amazing because you can move it in and out and it’s all pleasure, no pain.

By the way, there’s no shame in using a narrow anal toy! By all means, start off with a size that is comfortable for you. I love the gentle sloping shape of the P-Spot Pleaser. It’s very gradual and comfortable. Some anal plugs with a narrow tip and thick base can feel a little unnatural. The P-Spot Pleaser fits just right and delivers multi-speed vibration right where I want it.

 

Meg, I promise to send you the HUGE Rascal Toys Double Dong we’re about to release! Wait til you see it!

Penthouse Mode Ultra Powerful 10X Dual Motor Vibe reviewed by Bethany!

Penthouse mode ultra powerful 10x dual motor vibe as reviewed by Bethany R.

Me and the Penthouse Mode Ultra Powerful 10X Dual Motor Vibe had a date last night. It went well, i think i might see it again. It did everything right, from getting the car door to starting with slow, gentle vibrations and gradually increasing to earth shattering orgasms.

I had wanted to take the vibe for a spin before i introduced it to my boyfriend. We’ve been talking about adding toys, but I like to give toys a whirl on my own first; before I share them.

Well, actually the truth is that I love rabbit vibes. When I have a rabbit-style vibe, I don’t need a man. Whoever invented rabbit vibes is brilliant and should win a Nobel Peace Prize. I think that’s why my guy has been asking if he can be part of my bedroom shenanigans. If he doesn’t get in on the action, he doesn’t get any! I’m so satisfied with my rabbit vibe! (That’s not totally true Baby! Love you! No toy could completely replace you, I swear!)

The motor in the shaft puslates and vibrates which is awesome on my g-spot. But, of course, the best thing about rabbit vibes is the fluttering ears. I cannot get enough different kinds of fluttering ears, i swear!

This vibe is a great choice when you want some penetration but not some squirly rotating shaft contraption. This one delivers no-nonsense pulsing and vibrating. I have yet to meet a rabbit style vibe that didn’t make me sink my face into the pillow to stifle my moans. The 10 x Dual Motor Vibe was no exception. It did the trick and then some! So many different patterns and combinations to choose from- it’ll take me a while to get thru all of them. Can I get back to you, Ali!?

Of course, B! Take your time, enjoy. No hurry!

xo

Ali

Penthouse mode waterproof 7x dream bullet reveiwed by Mistress Misty

Penthouse mode waterproof 7x dream bullet reveiwed by my grrl, Mistress Misty:

The Penthouse® mode waterproof 7X dream bullet is by far my new favorite toy. I’m always on the lookout for vibes or bullets with lots of functions of vibration and pulsation because I think they’re the most fun. I’m currently in my sexual peak (as magazines tell me) and I’m just so over plain old multi-speed action. But that’s just me. There is definitely a time and a place for multi-speed toys (anal!)

The bullet IS a dream! Whoever named it is genius. It’s a large sized egg with a silky smooth covering that feels soft. The controller is covered in the same silky feel. Ok, speaking of, it’s the controller that makes this toy so awesome. It has a touch pad instead of buttons, so changing the vibration is easy, you just touch your thumb to it. BUT, that is IF you WANT to change vibrations. I swear, the third setting is THA BOMB. It has a pattern that vibrates vibrates, then slows down to a little pulsing, then it kicks up to vibrating again. Man. I just put it between my legs, closed my thighs to keep it in place which left my hands free to roam all over my body. The pattern works perfectly with me because it would make me almost come, then the vibration would drop away and leave me begging for more with the little pulsation, then it would kick back into high gear. Love it!! I’m not even putting it away between uses. That’s how much I love it.

Mistress Misty, I’m so happy you’ve enjoyed the dream bullet so much. Happy Masturbating!

xo
Ali

sEX toy etiquette – what do you do with your favorite couple’s toys when you have a new lover?

Let’s face it, it’s no fun when life’s circumstances put more”ex” in your sex life than you’d like. So what happens when you and your ex enjoyed a toy that sent you to the moon every time and now you have a new lover? Do you bust out the old, crusty sex toy? Or is that just bad manners. (eeew! crusty!)

I need people to weigh in on this one. Because I haven’t been in the situation where I had a favorite toy that I used to use with my ex that I want to use with my new guy. I just haven’t been in that pickle… Have you?

What do you guys and gals do? To me, it seems like you should toss your couple’s sex toys once the relationship dissolves. Yes, no?

Should you find yourself in this situation, my personal, sex toy expert, opinion is that you should toss your old toy and take an impromptu trip to a toy store with your new beau. Maybe you can just happen to stumble upon a toy that looks like it’d be fun for the two of you to try out (wink wink, your old favorite couple’s toy.) OR, maybe technology has progressed since your last couple’s toy purchase and you’ll find something that has all kindsa new bells and whistles!

For new couples I suggest starting with something small and unintimidating, like a vibrating cock ring. Don’t head straight for the oversized anal intruders, that is sure to scare a new lover off, and quick. Or not! I don’t know who you’re dating! I’m just speaking from personal experience and sharing that with you. It’s all I can do.

Let me know what you think about this most awkward of subjects. Oh, and I’d love to know what your favorite couple’s sex toy is! I’m in the market! For a couple’s toy, not a guy!

xoxo

Ali

Slimline G 8X Dual Pleaser Reviewed by Kat S.

Simline G 8x Dual Pleaser as enjoyed by Kat S:

I’m a big fan of rabbit-style vibes (who isn’t!) and I’m always on the lookout for a new, exciting one that might be able to replace my old faithful, Rabbit Pearl. Yes, the one from Sex and the City, but I stumbled upon the Rabbit Pearl before Darren Starr did! I swear!

So, you can imagine my delight when I got the vibe Ali sent me! The Slimline G® 8X Dual Pleaser, a rabbit style vibe, with eight functions of vibration and pulsation. In my old age (ahem!) I’ve become a fan of pulsation, feeling that simple multi-speed vibration just leaves something to be desired. It’s like taking the winding back road to Orgasm City instead of the freeway. Sometimes the freeway is just too fast ! You know you’re going to get there, so why not take the long way? Unless you’re in a hurry, of course.

I decided to take my time and see if I could really get the G-Spot benefits this vibe claims to deliver. Ok, it was awesome. The best part was the easy to push buttons that let me adjust the vibrations as things heated up so I wouldn’t come too quickly. I inserted the G-spot angled tip, seeing if I could feel the elusive G-spot. Although I always hope for a purely G-spot orgasm, (does that exist?) myexperience has been that the G doesn’t come out and play until the clit is properly stimulated. And that’s why the Dual Pleaser was so awesome. I circled through the eight functions of pulsation on my clit, while rotating and reverse rotating the soft, bubble shaped shaft. Which was totally delightful in itself. But, when I started feeling like I was close to coming, I turned off the clit stim and just let the rotating beads work my G-spot. With the smallest amount of pressure on my clit from the non-moving clit stim plus the rhythmic rotating shaft on my G-spot, I totally had a G-spot orgasm that didn’t include a clitoral orgasm. It was deep, long and intense. I will totally reach for this awesome wireless vibe again tonight to see what else it can do to me! ~Kat

Thanks Kat! Sweet dreams…

Review: Penthouse Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager

I gave my girl, Ginger, the Penthouse Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager as a “festive” holiday gift… Yes, it’s good to be my friend, especially around the holidays. It’s always a Very Naughty Christmas…!

Like many of you, I’m a single gal who thought I had tried every sex toy and gadget available to womankind until lo and behold, I had the privilege of being ‘introduced’ to the Penthouse City Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager!

Girls, let me tell you, it’s not every day that I choose to write a review for my various and sundry sex toys, and believe me, I have a lot of them, but when I tried this one, I simply had to share the news.

I used it for the first time late last week; thought I’d give it a try–a friend had given it to me as an early Christmas gift and I figured, it’s Friday night, I’m alone, what the hell, right? Well, trust me when I say that this particular massager knocked me out! First of all, it comes very well endowed, but not so big that you won’t be able to insert the damn thing!

Second, it has ridges from the base to the tip, perfect for bumping past that G-spot every time, and it massages like a pro! The best part of all– it’s quiet too! I have a plug-in toy that used to be my favorite–only problem was when I turned it on, anyone walking past my door could hear it! The Gyrating Massager not only purrs like a kitten at full speed, it makes you feel like a Tigress!

Just massaging the gyrating head against my clit got me so wet that I didn’t even have to use my normal lubricant! It just slid right in! But the best part of all was that I got to control the multi-speed vibrations with the twist-base knob, letting me choose the kind of orgasm I wanted! I was so horny that I opted for full speed ahead! My neighbors didn’t hear my discreet massager, but I know they heard my screaming orgasm!!! And it has been used every night for almost a week now, putting me gently (or wildly!) to sleep, depending on my mood!

Whoever said that a dog is a man’s best friend may have been right, but the Penthouse City Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager is definitely a girl’s best friend! And it has faux diamonds on the base – what more could a girl want!?

Go out and get yours now! I promise, it won’t disappoint!

In love with my new toy,
Ginger L.

Ginger, I want you to get me one for Christmas!!! Mmmm mmmm Merry Christmas!

When Fun Sex Toys become Not So Fun Anymore…

I thought about calling this post “The Right Tool for the Right Job,” since men know all about having the proper tool for any job. They have huge tool boxes because they so value having the right tool at the right moment.

Sex toys are tools that provide a specific service. Hence, women have large toy chests so that she will have the right tool for the right job… The danger lies in curious husbands perusing a wife’s toy chest while she’s away.

I just heard such a story from a friend of mine that is an ER nurse. A gentleman came into the ER with a vibrator so far up his ass that he couldn’t get it out. (This is not the actual x-ray.) My nurse friend, assuming he was gay, was surprised when he admitted his wife was out to dinner with friends and that the nurse should try calling her on her cell phone. The ER doctor tried to remove the vibe with his hand (doh!) and when the patient clamped his sphincter down instinctually, the ER doctor said, “Send him to the Operating Room, he has to be put under to get that out!”

Well, everything went fine, the guy is fine. But it made me realize that there is an opportunity here to discuss having the right tool for the right job, especially when it comes to anal play.

Okay, so a straight man (or timid woman) might say to himself, “But I couldn’t possibly go into a sex shop and buy a vibrator, let alone an ANAL vibrator!” Well, I ask you… What is more embarassing… 10 uncomfortable minutes in a sex shop (don’t forget the lube!) or an evening in the Emergency Room because you didn’t have the right tool for the job?

All anal toys have a base at the bottom specifically so they won’t get sucked up into the anus. Yes, that can (obviously!) happen. If you’re new to anal play, you might want to start with something like the My First™ Butt Plug, Blue Moon or the My First™ Anal Kit. Start narrow and work your way up if you enjoy the sensation. Both straight men and women can enjoy the new sensation a vibrating butt plug provides, and no, anal play does not make you gay, guys. It gives you incredible orgasms. So put on some sun glasses, and head into your local sex shop. Or for god’s sake, order online. But you may want to see the size of the toy you’re planning to insert. “Bottom” line? Just don’t put vibrators WITHOUT a base up your butt!

Truck Stop Trixxxie the Inflatable Lot Lizard and Me…

I’m going to put this one under sex toy reviews because… before I worked here, I thought, “Blow up dolls– those are just gag gifts.” But I soon learned that they sell incredibly well. I have a theory about why… My theory is that men have better imaginations than us ladies and can imagine a relationship with the doll that us ladies just can’t wrap our minds around… But I have to say… there were moments… Trixxxie and my breasts pressed up against eachother… that I could see how a man could assign her some magical qualities. I’m just sayin’!

However, I, the willing sex toy reviewer, undertook a deep investigative adventure with Truck Stop Trixxxie, the Inflatable Lot Lizard. We went Las Vegas together to make a little movie. And it was quite an adventure. I have to tell you the stories that didn’t end up on camera!

So Trixxxie and I had a long shoot in the morning and it was time to order room service. I threw Trixxxie into the bathroom, closed the door, and looked around to see if I missed anything that would offend the innocent eyes of the room service person. For the record, I had a bunch of toys with me in case I wanted to shoot them as well. The room looked clear, except for the video camera on a tripod pointed at the bed. But I figured they’d probably seen things like that before. As the room service woman entered and began setting my food on the table, i realized the bathroom door had swung open, revealing Trixxxie laying on the marble floor. I bounced over to the door and closed it, feeling a wave of releif.

As I sat down to eat, I saw that I had missed the most offensive thing in the entire room: Truck Stop Trixxxie’s box which the room service woman had to MOVE out of the way to set down my food! I just had to laugh. I’m sure she’s seen worse.

But my favorite part of the trip was when I was leaving and had the bell man take my luggage and video camera down to the garage. All my “toys” were in a box that was open at the top, so you could see into it. When I met my luggage at the garage, I could see that the items in the box were rearranged. I know because there was only one way all the toys would fit into the box. They were all jumbled, as if put back in a hurry when I reached the garage.

I looked at the box and said, “Did it fall over?!” and I laughed, thinking he was probably really embarrassed when the box fell over and 5 vibrators in their boxes fell onto the ground all around him.

Then I realized… He wasn’t laughing. And in that moment, I KNEW! I knew he rifled through the box and looked at everything! He wasn’t laughing because he was caught red handed! I’m sure I made a curious sight: a girl, alone, a video camera and a box of vibrators. That’s how I roll…

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Nh_L8eJ8g
Watch it in HIGH QUALITY (please!) by clicking on “watch in high quality” under the volume button.

Johnny Hazzard talks about his experience having his cock molded

http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/484

God bless Johnny Hazzard. Well, clearly, God DID bless Johnny Hazzard with a huge schlong. But I mean bless him for posting a first person account of the day he got his cock molded at Topco Sales. Yes, the process itself is not glamorous but his legions of fans that get to take home his member are happy that he was able to perform on that sweltering summer day.

We make two Johnny Hazzard cocks. The first one is a non-vibrating cock made of SensaFirm, and the more recent version is a VIBRATING cock made of CyberSkin. I gave it to my horny friend Gwen to review:

“Ok, I don’t really know what CyberSkin is, but I’ve NEVER had a fake cock that felt so real. It’s soft and firm at the same time and if I close my eyes I totally can’t tell it’s not real. And it’s definitely the perfect size for when I want to FEEL some girth. Sometimes I like a skinny vibe to just hurry up and get the job done, but Johnny’s cock, well, it’s long and it’s wide and it has a suction cup on the bottom so I got down on it like the real thing. Yum yum!

“Ok, but wait, the best part is the friggin’ vibration! I’ve had ‘multi-speed’ vibrators and dongs, but after using Johnny’s cock, I’m a slave to pulsation. And not just any pulsation. This controller with the touch pad thingy has THE most awesome patterns of vibration and pulsation. I turned it on full buzz to get me started, but then I tapped my thumb on the controller and took it to my favorite pattern: buuuuuzzzzzzzzz buzz buzz, buuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzz buzz buzz which basically was about to make me come, but then the buzz slowed to a quick pulse, keeping the tingle at bay, but just close enough that it felt incredible. There’s nothing more exciting to me than NOT knowing when I’m going to explode. A lot of the multi-speed vibes only deliver a straight build up to the finish line which leaves no mystery.

“But Johnny kept me guessing and THAT will keep me coming back for more, fo’ sho’!”

Gwen, I’m so happy that you and Johnny are getting along! Thank you!